Freshen Up For the Punani!!
Yes, Yes - the toilet attendant! Love him or hate him, he's definitely a big part of the night out. You may perceive him as being an annoying money grabber. However, he is also like a guardian angel who gives you hope when you need a lift.
The aftershave is not the magic he claims as it will not make much of a difference with the girls as most of them are already too drunk to have a sense of smell which can locate you on a dancefloor.
Here are some of his great lines:-
"No spray, no Lay"
"No splash, no ghash"
"No soap, no hope"
"No Armani, no punani"
"No water, no daughter"
"Wash your fingers for the mingers!"
"No Davidoff, no suck-it-off"
and my favourite - "No aftershave, you go home with Dave!"
Also, any photos of you with the Freshen Up man will be appreciated! email all_gravy_baby@hotmail.co.uk
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